My mom and I were having our usual argument…that isn't really an argument. It is just us talking until one of us has the clever last word. Finally, I had the clever last word! Here is how the conversation went:
Mom: Leaving dishes in the sink over night is one of my biggest pet peeves.
Mom: Because I don't like to wake up in the morning to a sink full of dishes
Me: Just don't look at the sink
Mom: I can't not look at the sink. I have to look at the sink. It is a pet peeve!
Me: You know what my pet peeve is?
Me: Terrorist. Let's compare pet peeves and see whose is worse.